Ukrainian President Zelenskyy took a break from acting in front of green screens to hit the podcast circuit after it was EXPOSED that he has a micro pee-pee. The only issue is, according to VICE News, small p*nises are actually back in fashion. It all makes sense since apparently, Ant*fa is back in action destroying buildings and attacking civilians. While we haven’t heard from them in a while, being that small pee-pees are back in fashion, it makes sense that they are suddenly popular again too. Savanah Hernandez popped back in-studio to tell us all her crazy stories and dropped off a little gift that we will never forget.
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