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Jordan Peterson: Clean Your Room ♫ (Evanescence Parody) ♫ [Video]

You’re a chimpanzee full of snakes, your life’s a war…Let me lead you out of chaosAnd into orderYou set a goal (Buuuuuucko)For 5 years from now, bucko!Perhaps even you could manage thatSo lets go….(CLEAN THAT UP)CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!(CANT CLEAN UP)FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN(CLEAN THAT UP)THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME!(CLEAN THAT UP)POST MODERNISMS BAD(CANT CLEAN UP)SO GO FIND YOUR DAD(CLEAN THAT UP)AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALEPost modern neo-marxists hacksThey want to smear meReeeeee-ing at my followersWho want to come and see me talkCuz they don’t know (Background vocals “Buuuckoooooo”)For 5 years from now, you know!That this world has so much hopePerhaps even you could manage thatIf you’re willing to suffer for thatAnd that’s that bucko….Then lets go…(I CANT CLEAN UP)CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!(CANT CLEAN UP)FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN(CANT CLEAN UP)THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME!(I CANT CLEAN UP)POST MODERNISMS BAD(CANT CLEAN UP)SO GO FIND YOUR DAD(CANT CLEAN UP)AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE Soooort youuuursellllf outYou’re a him or a herI’m not calling you xerSoooort youuuursellllf outStop telling liesThat you know to be lies You cannot escape the suffering that comes with lifeCarry all your painBecome hero archetype(CLEAN THAT UP)CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!(CANT CLEAN UP)FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN(CANT CLEAN UP)THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME!(CLEAN THAT UP)POST MODERNISMS BAD(CANT CLEAN UP)SO GO FIND YOUR DAD(CLEAN THAT UP)AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALESoooort youuuursellllf outStop telling liesThat you know to be liesSoooort youuuursellllf out